Moon Games by Laurent Lavender
i tend to get what i want.
Shaving your legs. More like yoga in the shower with razor blades.
enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes
I bought my friend an elephant for their room.
They said “Thank you.”
I said “Don’t mention it.”
Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?
Interviewer: “so where do you see yourself in five years?”
Me: “I’m shaking hands with Dumbledore I’ve won the house cup”
Lydia freaks out when she sees Allison’s ghost for the first time.
oh my god and then they fall in love and I cry forever someone write a fan fiction of this please
7/1/14 (via phyxiated)